slash-dot-com:

awesome 👍

programmerhumour:

Someone try this

saint-sacrilege-blog:

Slapping the homie’s ass in the dust bowl and zapping both of us across the room

This girl on bumble matched with me and the first thing she says to me is gemenis scare me but you’re so cute

Should I just unmatch her i really feel like to lol

spongebobssquarepants:

ultrafacts:

source {x}

nakamorijuan:

らんま1/2 決戦桃幻郷! 花嫁を奪りもどせ!!

kiraisukki:

angel’s breakfast

print / patreon / ko-fi / apoia-se

kineticpenguin:

Oh those people are TURBO dead

The unit had a catastrophic failure, they died instantly

giritina:

kaiserbeamz:

the way this gif took tumblr by storm a decade ago

When I was in middle school I got in a fight w my friend abt whether or not this was weird. I was like “why are they knocking their heads against each other like that” and then my friend was like they’re fucking cuddling freak. When I got in a relationship later and nuzzled my partners face for the first time I felt like a fucking virgin for criticizing these women who had already been through so much

sloth-incarnate:

beyoncescock:

this is so chaotic

Telenovela level shit